Very, very loose facts.

Oh the rain and cold how I’ve missed you. So I’m over in the emerald isle for a couple weeks trying to get back in the swing of things, and as luck would have it there’s a pretty exciting chart on the cards. I can hardly contain myself and don’t really know whether I’m coming or going or should laugh or cry but I have quickly decided to write down some very very loose facts about Ireland which may or may not interest you. When I say facts I don’t really mean actual facts although I’m sure some of them are facts but others might actually 

 not be 100% factual, if that makes any sense.

 

• Michael Jackson briefly lived in Ireland and it was said it helped to inspire him write music.
• Unless you’re bald you have to wear a swimming cap in the public swimming baths.
• Ginger is a very popular hair colour.
• There’s more class wave set ups per mile of coast than you can shake a stick at.
• My favourite band Westlife comes from Ireland, as do the Corrs.
• Guinness tastes better here, or that’s what I tell myself when I’m over here.
• 93% of Ireland is covered in grass.
• 37% of rocks in Ireland are the same size now as they where 200 years ago.
• 82% of Americans claim to have Irish ancestry.
• In Northern Ireland they use Pounds, in Eire they use Euros.
• Some people say the Irish are lucky.
• Arther Guinness invented Guinness; apparently the hops are from the same plant as hashish. No wonder they’re so chilled out.
• Irish girls have pure white skin and big fresh tits……………apparently.
• There’s some legit big wave set ups here and even though some spots like Mullaghmore have been surfed for years they’ve only recently been getting international exposure.
• Irelands the only place in the world where you can find four leaf clovers and see leprechauns walking down the street.